S Something tightened in cab. Tunnel motor - the thing that makes the doors in front of a tunnel open and close. Thinks he owns the place! But after that we got to eat our dinners cold From stomping out burning forest fires. Well then, why do elephants have flat feet? What railroad couldn't keep their engines shiny? Yeah, they call it "Vin Diesel". It's because of Lackawaxen. What's the angriest piece of track?
Train Humor Jokes Well sorta
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Its got a "back head" and a "steam chest".
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Oneliners and jokes
What is a Brake pipe? True Story at least that's what old Joe swears S Live bugs on order. Thinks he owns the place!
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One day while I was working the yard I slipped and my leg went under a box car so that's why I got this here peg leg. A bunch of wheels get flat spots but luckily nothing comes off the rails.
After they get stopped the conductor, a normally kinda calm feller, comes charging up to the engine to find out what happened. If John Allen had ever made a full length movie what might it have been called? S Reprogrammed radio with the words.
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They'd been sharing 'em and heating them up by wedging the cans on the back head cause they were a lot better hot than cold.
Yard master - nickname for that dad-gum yard goat. Anyhow, sometime around 4 in the morning the can overheats and explodes. Cross bucks - the dollars it takes to replace that sign guarding a grade crossing when the fellow with the hi-rail truck runs it over. Which kind of loco has the strangest anatomy? If it works fix it!