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    The Grim Reaperwho's actually kind of shy and nervous about this whole "online dating" thing. He hopes you don't mind if he takes his scythe and his cell phone along; he kind of needs them for his job. Someone whose profile picture shows them as very attractive, but when you meet them in person, they are anything but. In some cases it's not even them in the photo, but a prettier relative, friend, or even a model gleaned off the internet.

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    For example, a woman who uses "Curvy" or "More to Love" as a euphemism for "morbidly obese". This isn't to say that people who aren't conventionally attractive don't deserve love, but there's a high level of skullduggery involved.

    A doughy and unattractive loser whom you'll discover to be either very, very nice or very, very rich, thus teaching you a valuable Aesop probably a Family Unfriendly one in the latter case about how not to judge people by their initial appearance.

    Someone who is actually married, engaged, or in a long-term relationship with someone else. Variants include the person who says they have an an open arrangement when they don't, or the person who says they're separated and beginning divorce proceedings but the divorce isn't final yet Most other cheaters will hide it, but some will blatantly say they're cheating because they're unhappy or bored with their partner.

    There are many other permutations and possibilities available, but no matter whom your suitor might turn out to be, the odds are very high that your first date will be anything but typical. If you're using an international dating or marriage agencythen expect an even bigger minefield, sometimes with an aesop about how we should stick to our own kind.

    If you meet a love interest over the internet by chance rather than through a dating agency, the results will be similar, esspecially if the producers want to drop the New Media Are Evil anvil. This trope was particularly prevalent in The '90s when the Internet first started creeping into everyday life, but few people online had pictures of themselves because digital cameras were an expensive luxury item and not yet standard feature on cell phones, and not everyone had access to a scanner for paper photos.

    Half the scenarios listed above depend on the person not having a clear photo of their face; nowadays, that's a blatant sign that the person is hiding something, but back then it was the norm. But as shown earlier, even a picture can be misleading or Blatant Liesand doesn't reveal the person's true intentions or personality. Older Than They Thinkwith pre-Internet "computer dating" and "video dating" services, as well as newspaper "lonely hearts" sections, premium rate dating phone lines and old brick-and-mortar "dating services" providing examples for this trope.

    The assumption delivered by these tropes—that normal people can find dates just fine; only weirdos, creeps, lunatics, and other folks with insurmountable character derangements would need to resort to "artificial" ways of meeting people—also fed neatly with the perception that everyone on the Internet is a weirdo creep lunatic to begin with, allowing an even wider range of absurdity.

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    Today, the stigma surrounding online dating isn't quite as strong as before, especially among gays and lesbians whose options can be limited depending on the area. Current stories invoking this trope are less "Beware the anonymous" and more "If it looks and sounds too good to be true, it probably is. See also Mailer Daemon if the love interest turns out to be the matchmaking computer itself. For a similar service but with face-to-face interaction, try Speed Dating. For a more general discussion of dating disasters, see Bad Date.

    Whenever one of these fictional dating services matches a person with someone they already know in Real Life it is invoking the trope It's a Small Net After All. Not this one, I've been in the last 12 issues. Perhaps people aware of this trope like knowing that they already know the worst about you? Inverted in pretty much every online dating commercial such as eHarmony or Match. Comic Books In Marvel Adventures: Avengers Hawkeye signs on to a dating service online, but finds filling out all the personal info too much work, so he decides to upload his personal info from the Avengers' database instead.

    However, he succeeds in uploading everyone's personal info, and the Avengers are swamped with people who claim to have dates with them.

    The owner is an ex-supervillain Batroc who delightfully refuses to take down the info unless they comply, since it is good PR for his site to have celebrities using it. The guy used to be a serial killer, cannibal, and possibly rapist, during his evil days. He's been inverted into a good guy, but he's still very feral and still seems to like eating live prey.

    Old Man Logan mentions being able to smell lies. He asks if Creed has a dating profile. Creed claims he knows nothing about dating profiles and tells Logan to shut up. Logan once again mentions smelling his lies. During the lates advent of computer dating services, MAD showed an example of how two customers with everything in common end up driving each other crazy - like dating yourself. He can even tell when she is about to sneeze before she can.

    A Batgirl story featured a serial killer who used a computer dating service to find his targets. Needless to say, he is not successful. In Ultimate X-Men Beast breaks up with Storm, fearing that Xavier is messing with her mind so that she loves him, and so he stays at the school.

    He seeks some new girlfriend in internet, and starts chatting with "Mutantchick", a mutant model wannabe.

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    Actually, it's the Blob, from the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, who loves playing those pranks in his free time. But when Beast shares the secret that Xavier did not kill Magneto, that he's alive and brainwashed Comic Strips Happens in early Dilbert before it went to solely office-comedy. Adrian Cory after meeting her online. Just as he's ready to disappear, he's arrested by a Santa Royale detective who later asks Adrian out - and who turns out to be the son of Adrian's father's old college roommate whom he seems to have cared about a great deal The moral of the story?

    Finding partners in new ways bad, going out with someone approved of by Dad good. True to form, the main heroine arranges a date with a suitor who turns out to be her own father. The movie Napoleon Dynamite provides a gleeful subversion. Dorky, nebbishy Kip hits the jackpot when the girl he's been chatting with online turns out to be Lafawnduh, a gorgeous African-American woman with a fun personality. Amazingly, Lafawnduh thinks she struck gold, too. Exploited by the movie Sneakers.

    To infiltrate a secure facility, the team finds an employee who's been looking for love online and sends the protagonist's ex-girlfriend to go on a date with him so she can steal his ID card and record a voice sample to access the guy's room. He gets suspicious, takes her to his office and alerts the villain.

    She tries to talk her way out of it and seems to have succeeded. As the villain walks away, she humphs that this is the last computer date she's ever going on. At which point he stops, turns round and says, "A computer matched her with him? I don't think so The situation is exacerbated when he finds out You've Got Mail is based on the much older film The Shop Around the Cornerwhich was released inin which two anonymous pen pals fall in love with each other without realizing that they hate each other in real life.

    Another Older Than They Think example: Multiple variants of the trope in Carry On Loving — although the "computer" in this case is a very impressive wall of tape reels and blinking lights The main plot is that she intentionally sets up the first hapless customer with her husband's girlfriend.

    Other Halves is about the creation of a dating app the unleashes the user's id, for good or for ill. The Honeymoon Killers offers an example that is both pre-Internet and terrifying. Raymond Fernandez is a Con Man that writes to women through "Lonely Hearts" clubs, gains their trust, promises marriage, then rips them off.

    After becoming partners-in-crime with one of his victims, Martha Beck, the two of them graduate to murdering their targets. Jokes A joke about a young woman putting in an ad for a boyfriend, listing all her qualities. She asks her mother whether anyone answered, and she replies "Just one, your father! Literature In A Dirty Jobone character is prone to online-dating girls from Southeast Asiawho invariably turn out to be sixty years old or actually men or otherwise not what they claimed to be.

    This is basically the plot of Date Night On Union Station, a sci-fi novel about people living on an AI-managed space station with an absolutely terrible dating service.

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    One of the characters is first set up with a dominatrix who thinks he's there for her services, then with an alien black widow who's looking for a sacrificial husband for religious purposes, and finally with a teenage runaway who'd been sold into indentured servitude.

    In a episode which aired circaOscar signs up with a computer dating service and embellishes his bio. He winds up matched with Felix's ex-wife. The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Brother and sister Hilary and Carlton get matched up. Drew meets a woman online and engages with cybersex with her, only to discover later it's his archnemesis, Mimi. In a very odd Crowning Moment of HeartwarmingDrew comforts Mimi in real life after her mysterious beau ditches her and disappears.

    On Parks and RecreationLeslie Knope is horrified when a matchmaker site pairs her with her horndog coworker Tom. Turns out, Tom had set up 26 different profiles to match himself with every possible female personality type. In the series Down the Shore, overweight, nerdy Eddie meets a girl online, but chickens out at the last moment and has handsome-but-dumb housemate Aldo pretend to be him for their first in-person meeting.

    She turns out to be a knockout played by Kathy Ireland who was tired of shallow guys hitting on her for her looks and who was looking for an intelligent man attracted to her mind; she quickly sees through the switch and happily meets the real Eddie. Raven and Eddie are matched up on That's So Raven. A variation happens on Friends to Chandler on at least two occasions once it was a blind date, the other time they met onlineboth times with his ex-girlfriend Janice.

    On Eli Stone a first season divorce case of Taylor's was initiated after both spouses found out they'd been flirting online after meeting in person. Taylor, having personal reasons to look for proof of real love, pointed out that maybe they shouldn't ignore the fact that out of all the people in the world and all the people on the internet they'd managed to find each other and fall in love twice; she refused to do any more work on the case for 72 hours until they had tried to have an honest and civil conversation.

    The second time the same agency gets back to him with a perfect match, but he passes up the date for another shot at the Will They or Won't They?

    The third time Ted meets a woman online who turns out so far into the crazy end of the Hot-Crazy Scale; in a twist at the end it's revealed that she and Ted "met online" while playing World of Warcraft. Howard and Raj sign Sheldon up for one as a joke, but the site gives them a match. Sheldon, thinking the entire thing was stupid when they finally tell him, only goes on the date to prove that dating sites don't work. Ironically, Sheldon's match happens to be perfect—a female version of himself.

    Apparently, she only used the site because she promised her mother she'd date at least once a year. Sheldon also creates a fake dating profile for Penny in hopes that she'll find a boyfriend and stop pestering him for video gaming advice. In the Three's Company episode "Mate For Each Other," roommates Jack and Janet each secretly try out a "computer dating" service, only to end up matched with each other.
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    Are you happy here with me? A prince by birth, he was cursed by a mysterious Enchantress as punishment for his selfish and cruel nature; only by loving another and earning their love in return can the Beast free himself and those affected by the spell before time runs out.

    As the film is based on the traditional fairy tale of the same name, the Beast is based on the corresponding character from that fairy tale. Contents Background Official Description Cursed by an enchantress because he has no love within his heart, a prince is transformed into a terrible beast.

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    The fearful spell can only be broken when he truly learns to love - and can earn the love of another. But who can love a beast? All seems hopeless until fate brings Belle into his world. Angry and despairing due to his long enchantment, the Beast tries to capture Belle's love with fear, not kindness. Then slowly, through her courage and compassion, he begins to discover the secrets of his own heart and learns that even a beast can be loved.

    Development The earliest versions of the Beast were intended to closely parallel the character in the original fairy tale; originally, the Beast was planned to be humble, gentleman-like, and had a generally welcoming personality, with only an occasional temper.

    As the film's development progressed, the directors felt changing this aspect would help add dimension to the Beast, but also promote the film's primary moral: Desiring a more unconventional model, the filmmakers began brainstorming more unique designs, including a mantis-like version. He went from insect forms, avian forms, and fish forms until he finally got the right design.

    However, according to the filmmakers, not a lot of effort was put into the Beast's human design. The creators claimed that regardless of what he looked like, they felt the majority of those who watched the film would likely end up not liking his human appearance, simply because he no longer felt like the character whom the viewers bonded with through the film.

    Yet he also had a very bitter outlook on his life, and was quick to become frustrated and pitch a fit when things did not work his way, showing a spoiled side to his personality. Though these sides of his personality seemed contradictory, they both stemmed from his upbringing as a prince, since his privileged life made him selfish and inconsiderate during his youth, and also led to his curse in the first place when he refused to offer hospitality to strangers.

    The Beast's dire situation only exacerbated his temperamental nature further but introduced a deep sense of insecurity and shame because of what his past actions had cost him. The Beast's greatest conflict was dealing with his hideous appearance and the retention of his humanity. Although he desired to break the curse, the Beast's dual nature made him truly uncertain of ever becoming human again, especially when many could not even recognize him as once being human.

    The Beast was ashamed of the monstrous aspect of himself; it was a reminder of both what he had done and what he had become. His shame held a strong hold on him, where often the first thing that often set off his temper was when others reacted to his appearance or his inhuman instincts.

    These cases created a self-fulfilling cycle, where the Beast reacted with a vicious behavior because he was seen as a vicious creature. Despite appearing infuriated when this became an issue, it was indicated that he could feel guilty for his behavior afterwards; his first interactions with Belle left him feeling morose believing she would only see him as a monster, and later on when his temper got the better of him that he unintentionally scared away Belle, which only supported his doubts, so much so that he saves her life afterwards to make up for his earlier behavior.

    Though the Beast is stubborn and lacks manners, he is not without a kind side; the Beast can care for others but has difficulty in overcoming his own flaws to express empathy. In addition, his temper belies the Beast's naivety with the world and how to display his feelings towards it.

    He is best described by his animator Glen Keane as "a twenty-one-year-old guy who's insecure, wants to be loved, wants to love, but has this ugly exterior and has to overcome this". Though seemingly aloof, the Beast is not completely apathetic, as he was able to also empathize with Belle and her own misery from his past experiences as a fellow outcast.

    As a side effect of the curse, he was somewhat primal and had a habit of animalistic behavior, from serious social regressions like growling and roaring when angry to arbitrary, slightly humorous traits like forgetting his table manners. These traits also likened him to that of an untamed animal towards strangers. According to the film's producer Don Hahnthe Beast's spell is not just physical but psychological as well. The longer the Beast is under the spell, the more feral he becomes meaning if he stays a beast longer, he becomes more like an animal.

    If Belle had never arrived at the castle, he would have eventually stopped speaking, walking upright, wearing clothes altogether, and would have gone to live in the woods among the wild animals to fend for himself. The film's commentary also implied during the wolf attack scene that he was suicidal, or at least did not value his life too strongly, due to the hopelessness of ever breaking the curse.

    This was further supported in the Marvel Comics where the Beast, after saving Belle and Chip after they were trapped in a very serious snowstorm, thanked Belle for saving his life, as her presence caused him to realize his own life was not "meaningless" after all [7] and his refusal to defend himself when attacked by the villagers and Gaston, instead taking the attacks with a depressed look on his face waiting for the finishing blow, only counter-attacking when he realized that Belle had returned to him.

    Once the Beast begins to care for Belle after rescuing her from a pack of wolves, he changes from brutish and temperamental to becoming more agreeable and gentle. He even attempts to become civilized again for Belle's sake, relearning table manners and feeding birds, despite his beastly mannerisms. In turn, Belle's acceptance of him despite appearance begins to show his more positive side and he becomes progressively selfless.

    Learning to care for Belle also reveals a fiercely loyal side to him, as he was willing to give anything and everything to protect Belle and keep her happy, even if it meant sacrificing his own happiness by letting her leave him, even before she can return his love to break the curse.

    In contrast to his earlier personality where he was bad tempered and easily irritated, near the end of the enchantment the Beast has matured significantly.

    For instance he is unfazed by Gaston's taunts over his ugliness during their duel on the castle rooftop, much to the chagrin of Gaston who was expecting these insults to goad the Beast into a straight-up fight where Gaston would have the advantage.

    The Beast instead relied on patience and cunning to gain the element of surprise and upper hand over Gaston. Physical appearance The Beast is not of any one species of animal, but a chimeraa mixture of several animals.

    He has the head structure and horns of a buffalo, the arms and body of a bear, the eyebrows of a gorilla, the jaws, teeth, and mane of a lion, the tusks of a wild boar and the legs and tail of a wolf. He also bears resemblance to mythical monsters like the Minotaur or a werewolf.

    He also has blue eyes, the one physical feature that does not change whether he is a beast or a human. Originally, the Beast is seen shirtless, with ragged, dark gray breeches, and a ragged reddish-colored cape with a golden colored circular-shaped clasp.

    Despite the actual color of his cape being a dark wine red color, The Beast's cape is more often referenced to be purple. The reason for this change in color is unknown, although the most likely reason is because the color purple is often associated with royalty. After the Beast saves Belle from a pack of wolves, his dress style changes, reflecting a more refined personality, as it becomes more disciplined.

    On the day he showed Belle the library, the Beast wore a white long sleeved collared shirt with a dark blue cape and blue clasp and dark blue pants. While having lunch with Belle, the Beast wore a green vest with gold trimmings, white cuffs, a light green collar, and a white handkerchief. He also wore a white dress shirt with black pants and a light blue sash, as well as an indigo cape with magenta underneath while feeding birds.

    The most referenced form of dress is his ballroom outfit, which consists of a golden vest over a white dress shirt with a white kerchief, black dress pants trimmed with gold, and a navy blue ballroom tail coat trimmed with gold, worn during the film's ballroom dance sequence. The Beast also tied the back of his fur similar to a ponytail adorned with a medium blue ribbon. In the climax, he is shown wearing a mixture of the above, tattered dark purple pants, his red cape, as well as a white long sleeved collared shirt.

    The Beast's human form is that of a tall and slender young man though not as tall as the height of the Beast. He has shoulder-length auburn hair, and soft cream colored skin while also retaining his bright blue eyes. Other than the immediate aftermath of regaining his human form wearing the clothes he wore as the Beast at that timehe is only ever seen in a more "human" version of his ballroom attire, simply with a pair of brown dress boots with light brown folded sleeves and his auburn hair tied in a low ponytail adorned with a blue clip.

    In Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmasthe human form's ballroom outfit had darker brown dress boots with gray folded sleeves. Powers and abilities Beast form: Owing to his savage, bestial nature, the Beast has animalistic fighting powers in his beast form: The Beast possesses tremendous strength, as he is able to pick up and carry full grown men like Maurice and Gaston and not only lift but also throw large oak wood furniture when enraged, such as banquet tables and Forte's keyboard and allowing him to leap several feet in a single bound in terms of height and distance.

    He also was able to destroy furniture in a single chop, especially when he was enraged. Similarly, his strength was also such that slamming a door can cause destructive waves to occur several feet away, as evidenced by his reaction after Belle refused to dine with him: His forcefulness of opening a door can also cause powerful gusts that can extinguish the flames in a fireplace, as evidenced by his on-screen debut after the prologue when he burst into the room Maurice was in.

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    Enhanced Speed and Agility: The Beast is able to move faster than ordinary humans. He has been seen running into the woods on two different occasions and arriving just in time to save Belle and is able to climb and evade punches and blows from weapons dealt from Gaston.

    He is slightly more durable than normal humans, as seen when he has taken attacks from a pack of wolves, being shot by Gaston's arrow, and been blasted by Forte's magical energy, although feeling great pain and being knocked down from these attacks.

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